Our 6 Marmite Demands
We the undersigned demand:
- 0% VAT on all Marmite flavored products. As if the crisps and cashews are not a necessity!
- Compulsory Marmite appreciation classes in all schools
- A special Marmite benefit of £1.18 for all unemployed Marmite lovers - we must keep spirits up in the time of recession!
- Promise to keep production in the UK - Marmite is British!
- As a condition of the license fee the BBC should always include Marmite in the MasterChef invention test. Marmite is Fine Dining
- Spread Marmite not war!
